TV Quips: Memorable Quotes of the Week from Project Runway, Twisted Metal, Countdown, and More!
Don't miss out on our Quotes of the Week roundup! This week's selection features memorable lines from various shows like Project Runway, Twisted Metal, Countdown, Tyler Perry's Sistas, and more. From creative critiques to tense family moments, there's a quote for everyone to enjoy. Check out the list below and let us know your favorites in the comments!
"I'm going for soft, feathery, maybe like a snowy egret… but I'm seeing a dirty, dirty, little pigeon." - Madeline's look is no better than a sky rat.
"They're not twins, but they are sisters: Tacky and Jacky." - Law Roach at it again with the creative critique.
"Do you need anything?" "No, I'm set. Just sitting here trying to remember my Paramount+ password. Figured while I'm off my feet, I'll binge Survivor." - Is corporate synergy now part of Derek's physical therapy regimen?
"You do not want peace at all. It's obvious, OK? But that's fine, Danni. Two can play that game. It's 'at first sight' from now on." "It's 'on sight,' you clown!" - For someone who loves fighting with Danni, her co-worker Leonard sure is terrible at it.
"I love New York." - Dexter praises his new city, a place where he can stuff a body into a car trunk while passersby pay him zero mind.
"Would you rather be a squirrel or a monkey?" - Rachel toys with nominee Morgan by constantly interrupting a conversation between Morgan and veto holder Lauren.
"Somebody's gotta fix these lights." - C'mon, Raven, you must know that flickering fluorescent bulbs create a spooky atmosphere!
"Mr. Teo understands that you are police officers here to ask questions about the unfortunate death on one of his properties." "Actually, I'm a Special Agent; he's a police officer." "Detective." "Eh, police, though." - Oliveras and Meachum quibble over pecking order.
"Babe, you're crushing my hand." "Sorry." - Things get extra-tense, and fingers turn purple, for the Usry family as they hope for a perfect game.
"Sometimes they say some not-so-great s—t." "Like what?" "Just, like, that I'm stupid. That I'm wearing a disco ball on the top of my head…. And, 'Hey, the first season of Jersey Shore called, it wants its haircut back!' Like a f—king TV show could call you on the phone." - Chris is super anxious about his interview with the Justice Gang superhero team.
"I am not on good terms with Thirty Seconds to Mars, how dare you." - We get it, James Gunn, Jared Leto's Joker is not in your new DCU.
"On behalf of the demented people who come up these questions, I sincerely apologize." - Joel McHale speaks the truth.
"$39,000, everybody! And if we don't give that money away, Fox will spend it on another Ken Jeong show. And we cannot let that happen." - Joel McHale speaks another truth!
Enjoy these memorable quotes from the week's TV shows and stay tuned for more exciting content.